Annoying Gym Newbie Meme Generator
He has been to the gym twice. He has bought gloves, a belt, a shaker, three tubs of protein and a headband. The headband is doing most of the work.
Day one. He posts a mirror selfie, a photo of his shake and a quote about discipline over a sunset. He trained for fourteen minutes.
There is one bench in the weight room. He sits on it for twenty minutes, scrolling, between sets of very small curls. A queue forms. He drinks some water.
Your colleague joined a gym a week ago and now has opinions. He watched a video once and tells you your posture is "killing your gains" while eating a doughnut at his desk.
Why it caught on: a stock photo of a skinny young man in a headband and red track pants, sitting on a weight bench, became the face of every January arrival, and every gym regular has been him at least once.
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- watches lifting videos on youtube, corrects the form of guys twice his size
- Thinks that, Protein shakes=Steroids
- gives you advice on your workout, is in worse shape than you
- Wish I was naturally buff, like all these black dudes
- 1 bench in the weight room, decides to do seated curls on it
- forgets gatorade, goes home
- SEES SOMEONE BIGGER THAN HIM AT THE GYM, THEY MUST BE ON STEROIDS
- I have to sit here, Until the boner goes away
- Admires abs in mirror, Weighs 90 lbs
- Stretches For 10 Minutes, Drinks Water For Another 10
- get spotted by scumbag steve, dies
- Uses Sweatbands, Never Sweats
- goes to the gym, right after new years and right before summer.
- Does'nt Notice Big Gains in two months, Quits
- makes eye contact with you in the mirror, eight times
- Benches 40lbs, Screams Like a Woman in Labor
- Barely eats anything, Wonders why he doesn't grow
- goes to the gym, wanders around for an hour, facebook status: Just got mah swell on!
- Puts on gloves, Leg press
- Cuts you in line for the water fountain, To fill gallon jug