Archer Meme Generator
Archer is Sterling Archer, the vain, reckless secret agent of the animated spy comedy Archer. His recurring line - "Do you want X? Because that's how you get X." - became the template: "Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants." It's the meme for snarky cause and effect.
Best Archer posts
- i'm sorry, i can't hear you, over the sound of my awesomeness
- i swear, i had something for this
- do you want babies?, because that's how you get babies.
- damn you tinnitus!, you're a cruel mistress.
- Do you want *cough-cough* covid-19?, Because *cough-cough* that's how you get covid-19
- daaaaaanger zoooone
- Do you want ghosts?, Because this is how we get ghosts.
- do you want to destroy the united states?, because this is how you destroy the united states
- how did you get life insurance, don't they know you're in the danger zone?
- it's better to have a gun and not need it, than to be the word's biggest dickhead and inside your head there's a million more dicks
- DO YOU WANT GHOSTS?, BECAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET GHOSTS
- Do you want an upvote?, Because that's how you get an upvote.
- Call kenny loggins, because you're in the Danger zone
- I'm getting my turtleneck., I'm not defusing a bomb in this!
- DO YOU WANT TO BE BLOCKED?, CAUSE THAT'S HOW YOU GET BLOCKED
- I'm sorry, i ca'nt hear you over the sound of my, giant throbbing erection
- do you want to get fired?, because that's how you get fired!
- Lying is like 95% of what I do.
- Do you want trump?, Because that's how you get Trump
- Machines are gonna fail, and the system's gonna fail...then, survival