Monday Meme Generator
The alarm goes off at 6:45 and your first thought is that it must be a mistake. It isn't. It's Monday, and you lie there negotiating with a phone that has never once negotiated back.
You open your inbox to forty-one emails, three of them marked "following up on my last email". The last email was sent at 17:58 on Friday. Nobody has rested.
The coffee machine is out of order, so you stand at the kettle like a Victorian orphan. Someone says "good weekend?" and you say "yeah, quiet" and you both know it is the only lie either of you will tell before ten.
At 9:30 the first meeting begins with "so, just to recap last week". You have not recapped last week. You have not even forgiven last week. The cursor blinks, and you let out a noise you didn't know you owned.
Why it caught on: the picture shows a black and white cat mid-yawn, mouth wide open and eyes shut, stretched out on a blanket, and people captioned it as the sound the week makes when it starts. Where the cat came from is lost in the reposts. It spread because everyone already has that noise ready for Monday morning, and a yawn that big says it better than words.