Racist Dawg Meme Generator
"I'm not racist, but," says a man at the bus stop, and everyone in the queue silently agrees never to stand near him again. The bus is six minutes late. They are a long six minutes.
A colleague's joke slows down near the end while he checks the room. The room checks back. He changes the punchline to something about a horse. Nobody laughs at that either.
Grandad forwards something to the family WhatsApp with "only a joke!!" Your cousin replies "Grandad." Just that. It's the most powerful message ever sent in that group.
First date. He's charming for forty minutes, then tells a joke about "them". You ask who "them" is. He explains. You ask for the bill and pay for your half, with relish.
Why it caught on: a yellow Labrador in rimless glasses was given old racist and antisemitic jokes to tell, as if a friendly dog saying them changed what was said. It doesn't. He's just a nice Labrador someone dressed up for a photo.
Best Racist Dawg posts
- I LIKE MUSLIMS LIKE I LIKE MY COFFEE, I DON'T LIKE COFFEE!
- my grandfather died in the HOLOCAUST, he fell of the GUARD tower
- Why do mexicans drive low riders?, So they can pick strawberries while they're driving.
- what are black people good for?, testing my rifle
- how did i starve my black neighbour?, i hid his food stamps in his work boots
- WHATS THE ONLY THING FASTER THEN A BLACK MAN WITH A TV?, HIS SON WITH THE DVD PLAYER
- why do you call black people "mondays", because no body likes mondays
- People assume I ate the cat, I think it was the chinks
- How to start a parade in mexico?, throw a nickel down the street
- No wonder its called black friday, its so cheap its just like stealing
- how do you fit 1000 jews inside a volkswagen?, you can put 4 in the trunk and 996 in the ashtray
- Just because I am colourblind, Doesn't mean I can't see white and black
- Why do niggers only have nightmares?, because the last one who had a dream got shot
- i'm surprised that there's no kfc, on the planet of the apes
- Why is there so little African American literature?, Because spray paint wasn't invented until 1949
- Its not racist, when you hate everyone
- What do you call a working black man?, A Myth
- the difference between a tire and a black man ?, when you put chain on a tire he dont sing blues
- What do you call a black man in a three piece suit?, Will the defendant please rise
- What is the difference between Harry Potter and a jew?, Harry Potter can escape the chambers