Uncle Dolan Meme Generator
Your friend asks for "a quick favour" and, forty minutes later, you are still holding the other end of a wardrobe on a staircase. Nobody is thanking you. You are thinking about how little you were told.
The group chat votes on a restaurant. Everyone says "I'm easy, anything is fine". You suggest somewhere, and three people reply with a single thumbs-down and the word "hmm". Nobody offers a second place.
Someone leaves a note on the office fridge: "WHOSE YOGHURT IS THIS". It has been there since Tuesday. Below it, in different handwriting, "not mine". Below that, in a third hand, "it is now".
Your mate asks if you can do something about the dodgy car tyre. You say you'll look into it. You then watch a video about toothpaste, which doesn't help, but you feel you've done the research.
Why it caught on: Dolan is a crudely drawn, MS Paint style Donald Duck, with a blue cap and a lopsided grin, which started on the imageboard 4chan around 2009 in comics that featured him. The comics were deliberately misspelled, scruffy and badly behaved. The look suited a meme, so people used it for rude one-liners, and for stupid ones, and added his friend Gooby to the cast.
Best Uncle Dolan posts
- If tomatos ar a frut, wy did I fuk thos kids?
- violent, EGOISTIC, wears no clothes, TREAT ANIMALS AND KIDS LIKE SHIT, still everyones favorite disney character
- Everything, WentED bitter from excrement
- What if I told you, toothpaste can be used to fix car tires?
- If Einstein's so smart, Then why is he dead?
- Post dolan, Take a Ban for Trollin
- Elect Me, Canada Pls
- whats the difference between an apple and an orange?, gooby pls
- sorha dolan, and gooby
- You wouldn't dowload, a dolan
- EVERYTHING WENT BETTER, THAN EXCEPTION
- i sit next 2 u, always
- happ birsday hein, haf big prsent in pnats
- Ilmari, everything went better than execution
- walks into apple store gets out, everything was expensive
- when you look closely AT YOUR LICORICE ALLSORTS, somebody is looking back at you
- EVERTHING WENTE'D BETTER, FROM EXPECTUSATION
- I used ubuntu, nothing worked
- Everything went better than expected
- I went poopy, doofy pls